hi hi, i'm n :3 a soft, very feminine (straight) boy who's shamelessly super submissive and a little too into petplay. mostly though? a giant nerd. i self-host everything i can get my paws on, run silly little experiments and poke at computers until they break. this site is just my cozy playground. mind the wet paint and give me headpats.
fem.moe is the glossy frontend for my homelab: a rack of bare-metal nodes running NixOS, orchestrated with declarative IaC. cloudflare sits in front — global anycast, R2 buckets, strict zero trust tunnels routing directly into isolated containers and VMs.
some of the heavier tooling is available to serious academic and commercial researchers. email me from a company or institutional address and explain me what you're researching about. you don't need to pay me a single penny for access - i host these tools, scrapers and datasets for the love of the game.